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Okay yeah I'm gonna jump on this mainly cuz I have made no journal or anything expressing my opinions on things.

Zoey's character is flat, boring, and pointless. That just sums everything up.

Okay when I first saw Zoey's design I thought it was kinda cool. I thought from her being this hipster indie chick we'd get a cool character who just thinks everything's really lame and doesn't care about things
but no they went in the opposite direction.
When I read Zoey's bio on TDO and saw her audition I found her boring and cliche. Her responses to everything were general.

eg:
Best memory from childhood?
Bringing home my first finger painting. My parents were so proud of me!

Most embarrassing moment at school?
I once had my shirt on inside out and backwards. I think I got dressed in the dark!

Describe the first job you ever had.
I was tutoring other kids at school. I loved it when they understood everything!

That's great Zoey. So deep. I really understand your character now.


Everyone else had interesting things written that explained their stereotype and personality but not Zoey.

But that's explained as soon as the show starts because she HAS no personality. As soon as she's introduced it's with her and Mike because Zoey is nothing without Mike. That's why most of her confessionals are all about him "Mike's cute AND smart" blah blah blah. Okay that's so interesting look how deep her character goes. Not saying Mike's much deeper but at least he's entertaining (no I don't think how they made his MPD so funny was good but it was still something)
All through the episodes it's all about Mike and his HILAAAARIOUS CHARACTERS because that's so obviously not multiple personality disorder. Dude EVERYONE EXCEPT ZOEY had some idea that something was wrong with him. I don't know if she was trying to stop herself from knowing the truth cuz she thought it was crazy or if she was just plain stupid. The most interesting thing that happened with all that crap was when Anne Maria was there trying to get with Mike.

And if she's not talking about how great Mike is in the confessional it's about how someone's weird. I thought you wanted friends Zoey? Dawn tries to be your friend and what do you do? Bitch about her being a freak in the confessional. It's not like she gave you A HUGE FUCKING CLUE that Mike had multiple personality disorder that could you have listened to would've made you seem a little less fucking stupid, but no. She's a freak and you don't care. She was nicer to you then anyone and you brush her off like it's nothing. Or what about Dakota? She tries to be your best friend and she needs help cuz SHE'S TURNING INTO A FUCKING MONSTER and all you can do is complain about your well being. That would've been fine, like yeah she could have gotten you killed, if you didn't say IN THE VERY NEXT EPISODE just how much you LOOOOOOVED oddballs.
HOW FUCKING FULL OF CRAP CAN YOU BE?? Dakota's way more of an oddball then Mike like holy fuck. She's just so damn... Ugh.

She's just so void of character, all she does is sit there talking about everyone else. Every attempt at making her seem like a hipster is done awfully and makes me head-desk so hard. She's so boring, I wish Staci had stayed and she had got voted off because Staci was way more interesting then this
And I think if she looked like Staci and Staci looked like her NO ONE would like her and EVERYONE would be all over Staci, because that's how fucking shallow this fucking fandom is. I wish I doubted that at all but I don't. Stop treating all these girls like fucking dolls.

She's so useless. She can't do SHIT for herself. How does that not scream Bella Swan to you people? She couldn't pull her head out of a bucket. She's lost without Mike going around to save her all the time.
"MIKE STOP HELPING SCOTT AND HELP YOURSELF"
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ahahaha
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

And as for last episode, the fact that she needed Scott to make her get mad just makes her even more of a satellite character then she already was. Her dialogue with Heather was stupid, yes that's obviously the real fucking Heather. Obviously she doesn't like you you stole her look and made it awful.
"I'm not a loser, unless everybody else thinks I am"
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^defines Zoey's whole personality.

I'm sorry I just cannot stand what she's doing to this show. You kept this pile of crap and made Dawn and Brick leave? The deepest characters this show has ever seen? Oh my god what the fuck.
So yeah there's my opinion.



EDIT: Oh and I forgot to mention she makes me appreciate Frankie flipping Stein. At least when Frankie figured out her boyfriend had a duel personality she decided it wouldn't be right to be stuck between them making them suffer more. She knew it wasn't her problem and got out of it. Now I adore Frankie. Least she has some flaws in her that make her slightly interesting.

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